September 20, 2003
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The Movie “The Scorpion King” Shows History As it
is Taught
September 20, 2003 --
Great Civilization Theory Says Man is a Very Large
Ant
September 20, 2003 --
Caution! Conservative Trying to Look Smart!
September 20, 2003
-- Our History Says
That Everything Was Invented in the Garbage Dump
September 20, 2003 --
To Get Somewhere You Have to Stop Being
Stupid Trying to Look Smart
Fun Quote:
Talking to the Service Department:
“There’s no sound.”
“What do you mean there’s no sound?”
“I mean there’s no sound.”
“Did you try to adjust it?”
“How do you adjust it if it’s utterly silent?”
“Did you try the volume? If the volume is too low you don’t hear
it.”
“Yes, I tried the volume.”
“Maybe this model doesn’t have sound.”
“It’s a stereo, it’s got to have sound. That’s the whole point of a
stereo.”
“Did you try the volume? Sometimes when you have the volume too
low…”
The Movie "The Scorpion King"
Shows History As It Is Taught
The History Channel had a special discussing the Founder of Egypt’s
Great Civilization, the Scorpion King. They were, of course,
relating this to the movie.
The Scorpion King movie is history as we pay professors to teach it
today. All the Evil Barbarians who tried to destroy Civilization in
The Scorpion King are white. They’re filthy, cruel, and primitive.
But there is Hope. In The Scorpion King, a coalition of colored
people save the Great Civilization. The Scorpion King himself is
dark brown, and he and a black Hero shake hands at the end of the
movie after destroying the Evil White People.
This is not a parody. This is the actual movie. Nobody but me
noticed any of this.
In order to get the complete coalition of non-whites together, the
Scorpion King’s girl friend is CHINESE!
The first wife of the first Pharaoh turns out to have been
Oriental. That is the greatest historical discovery since
conservative preachers decided that Israel in the time of Christ was
HINDU!
See October 21, 2000, The Hindus in Roman Palestine.
Great Civilization Theory Says That Man
is a Very Large Ant
Conservatives are sophomores, “wise fools.” They always say things
they think will make them look Intellectual.
And when
conservatives get that
puffed-up look and start to pontificate, they are always wrong.
For fifty years I have seen that puffed up look appear on
conservative faces when they said, “We are going to get the Negro
vote this time.” It’s the "African-American" vote now, of course,
but the goofy look on conservatives' faces is still exactly the
same.
Another statement that goes with that Intellectual, constipated look
is, “As Milton Friedman says, open borders would be fine if there
were no welfare.”
You import tens of millions of bloc voters for socialism, and there
is still no welfare?
Labor VOTES, you idiot!
Conservatives are true retards!
Another theme of this conservative retard version of smarts is talk about Great
Civilizations. Ibn Khaldoun came up with this Great Civilization
crap in the eleventh century, but he was probably the hundredth
Great Mind to come up with it.
Khaldoun and Spengler and
all their predecessors said that each Great Civilization rises, does
everything important, and then dies. It's all
predictable, and all Great Civilizations are created equal.
Ants form colonies that are perfectly predictable and all ant
colonies are created equal. According to
conservatives, human beings are the same way. People like the
Scorpion King set up Great Civilizations which then mature, build a
lot of big stuff, and then die away.
Caution! Conservative Trying to Look Smart!
According to our official history those Great Civilizations invented
everything. For this reason, every time historians make a real
discovery, it knocks out everything they have said.
The discovery of facts is disastrous for official history.
For instance they found Caucasoid mummies in China in the 1980s.
The Caucasoid mummies were wearing clothes that
history officially declares were invented in the Middle East a
thousand years after those blond folks died – in CHINA.
No historian ever imagined that there was any
white influence in China back then. Least of all from NOMADIC
white people.
History says that the Chinese Great
Civilization did everything itself.
They recently found a frozen man from about 1,000 B.C. in the
Alps. He had tattoos showing acupuncture on his body. Acupuncture,
according to official history, was invented in China a thousand
years after he died.
Stonehenge is the largest “henge” we have from a civilization that
covered Europe and died out about 3,000 B.C. One of those henges
is in the Middle East and they go on north to Stonehenge in various
forms.
So historians naturally declared that the oldest of these henges was
the one in the southern Mediterranean, where Great Civilizations
invented everything.
Then came carbon dating. It turns out that Stonehenge is the
oldest henge, the Middle Eastern one was built last.
To repeat, every time a basic discovery is made it blows our
official history.
But we still teach exactly the same history.
Our History Says That Everything Was
Invented in the Garbage Dump
Great Civilizations are the garbage heaps of history. Egypt got
iron from the invading Hittites, who smashed their heads in with
it. They got the wheel from the Hyksos, who rode over them
with it.
But the Hittites who invented iron were on the move. So were the
Hyksos. So we found the first wheel in Egypt and said that
Egypt
invented it. The earliest iron we found was in Egypt, so it was
assumed for a long time that Egypt invented iron.
Those clothes of the fair-skinned mummies in China were wearing were of
a type that was first found in the Middle East a thousand years
after those Caucasians in China
died. So until twenty years ago official history said that those
clothes
were invented in the Middle East.
The Great and Ancient and Mysterious acupuncture that was a product
of the Chinese Great Civilization turns out to have been in Europe a
thousand years earlier, and Lord knows how long before that.
Conservatives marvel and drool over the “Great Inventions” of China,
too. The Chinese invented movable type long before Europe did. They used
it to print some playing cards and then forgot it. They
invented
gunpowder, then forgot how to make guns. A Chinese gentleman named
Sung invented a mechanical clock. It disappeared, and they didn’t
build two.
To Get Somewhere You Have to Stop Being Stupid Trying to Look Smart
Every science starts out as primitive as history is today.
Astrology was silly. Astronomy isn’t. Alchemy was laughable.
Chemistry isn’t.
University-educated doctors bled George Washington to death when he
had pneumonia.
How did alchemy become chemistry? How did astrology become
astronomy? How did the murderous medicine that began the nineteenth
century become the life-saving medicine of our age?
I’ll tell you how they DIDN’T do it. They DIDN’T make their
insanity into science by blindly going on with the nonsense they
had. Medicine began to cure people when doctors faced the fact
that bleeding was INSANE. Astronomy got somewhere when every
intelligent person stopped believing that your mother’s toothache
could be deduced from the stars.
History will get somewhere when historians face the fact that they are
ridiculous. So will conservatism.
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